Celebrity Diet secrets
We see it in TV and magazines. All best tips and diets, so I will list couple tips how to look your best based on those commercials.
1. To get a perfect body, you can eat pizza, pasta and burgers. All low glycemix foods. Why not? Eat ice cream too. You will be fine so long you count those weight watchers points. Enjoy the life. Why diet? Diets are not working anyway.
2. Why do you need to go to the gym when you can get in great shape in 2 minutes per day at home watching The Jerry Springer Show.
3. To look like a dancer, you just need to dance. Please no weights heavier than 3 lbs. God forbids you can strain your muscles and weights will make you bulky.
4. If any foods have not been endorsed by celebrity or has no photo of the star on the label, than it is not good for you! If it is not good enough for celebrities than it is not good for you too!
5.Why exercise anyway? Muscle will turn to Fat once you stop Exercising. So do not bother going to the gym.
6. Only do few exercises with High Repetitions. High repetitions Burn More Fat. Supermodels do so, so you just follow them and you will be ok. Supersculpt Your Body
with Hollywood's Sexy-Body Secret. Sounds familiar?
7.Women should not exercise. Weight training will make them look like Russian bulky weightlifters. Please no bulk.
8. It is scientifically proven that Celebrity Infomercials are the most effective for your weight loss. In order to burn fat you have to watch those infomercials at least 1x per week for 10 min. It makes you tight, it has to do something with your mindset. Watching those commercials will make you thin in sleep. It is a proven method. Have you not see doctors on those shows saying so?
9. We don't have enough Time to Exercise. So why bother? The best way to lose weight is to order those home delivery diet meals and watch the biggest loser on TV. Let them exercise. They are losers anyway.
The coolest things that they did put Omega-3s in the burgers. So it is good for your heart health!
10. French fries are the best vegetable for the weight loss. Have you not see on TV fitness experts recommend Idaho potatoes? French fries are fried in the vegetable oil. So you get double benefits of veggies. Awesome. Your doctor will be happy when he sees your next time.
11. Why would you listen to nutritionists and serious personal trainers anyway? Celebrity magazines and supermarket tabloids have all the best tips from the stars to get your sexy body plus all the steamy sexy tips how to make your partner freak out in the bed. A perfect combo for a sexy sophisticated successful and smart women.
1. To get a perfect body, you can eat pizza, pasta and burgers. All low glycemix foods. Why not? Eat ice cream too. You will be fine so long you count those weight watchers points. Enjoy the life. Why diet? Diets are not working anyway.
2. Why do you need to go to the gym when you can get in great shape in 2 minutes per day at home watching The Jerry Springer Show.
3. To look like a dancer, you just need to dance. Please no weights heavier than 3 lbs. God forbids you can strain your muscles and weights will make you bulky.
4. If any foods have not been endorsed by celebrity or has no photo of the star on the label, than it is not good for you! If it is not good enough for celebrities than it is not good for you too!
5.Why exercise anyway? Muscle will turn to Fat once you stop Exercising. So do not bother going to the gym.
6. Only do few exercises with High Repetitions. High repetitions Burn More Fat. Supermodels do so, so you just follow them and you will be ok. Supersculpt Your Body
with Hollywood's Sexy-Body Secret. Sounds familiar?
7.Women should not exercise. Weight training will make them look like Russian bulky weightlifters. Please no bulk.
8. It is scientifically proven that Celebrity Infomercials are the most effective for your weight loss. In order to burn fat you have to watch those infomercials at least 1x per week for 10 min. It makes you tight, it has to do something with your mindset. Watching those commercials will make you thin in sleep. It is a proven method. Have you not see doctors on those shows saying so?
9. We don't have enough Time to Exercise. So why bother? The best way to lose weight is to order those home delivery diet meals and watch the biggest loser on TV. Let them exercise. They are losers anyway.
The coolest things that they did put Omega-3s in the burgers. So it is good for your heart health!
10. French fries are the best vegetable for the weight loss. Have you not see on TV fitness experts recommend Idaho potatoes? French fries are fried in the vegetable oil. So you get double benefits of veggies. Awesome. Your doctor will be happy when he sees your next time.
11. Why would you listen to nutritionists and serious personal trainers anyway? Celebrity magazines and supermarket tabloids have all the best tips from the stars to get your sexy body plus all the steamy sexy tips how to make your partner freak out in the bed. A perfect combo for a sexy sophisticated successful and smart women.
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